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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ryan!

1. Ryan is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
2. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Ryan.
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Ryan would protect them from evil spirits!
4. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Ryan!
5. If you ( Read more... )

It has been decided that my life is interesting enough to warrant the writing of memoirs. I figure, hey why not/ All David Sedaris did at my age was suck dick and drop acid, and he got at least four or five books out of that. I'M ALREADY HALF WAY THERE, GUYS ( Read more... )